July 26, 2012

Chick-fil-A and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Gay

~A Limerick~

After a good, long pray
Declared: "We really do not like the gay!
We dislike boys who shout oh heyyyy!
And men who dance in the ballet.
Lesbians? So not ok!" 

But now we know, they'll rue the day
For this mistake they'll surely pay
In time the chain, it will decay
For homos now will stay away.

But hey, we'd do that anyway.